Congratulations, you found me...

First, I use ellipses way too much, but love them so much I refuse to research the proper way to use them. I know this and many other things this will offend a many of my English major (and Master and PhD candidate friends), so I give them free reign to comment away at my grammar and lackadaisical use of big words like lackadaisical. I also wish this blog editor had spell check, because I have already had to use a new tab window thrice to Google the correct spelling of words.

Second, I know it is probably in bad blog form to use the first blog post to explain why I created the blog, but I give explanation where explanation is due.

A long, long time ago in a not recently visited galaxy called MySpace, a certain young woman had a blog that appearantly has a small, but loyal following unbeknownst to her.

While I don't expect this hiliarous blurbs of brillance to spill onto the pages, or have any purpose whatsoever, I hope others find it entertaining.